When I awoke, it took me some time to figure out what was wrong.
Well, there was no alarm, that was one thing. Not being a morning person, waking up to silence usually indicates that I’ve long overslept and the clock radio has given up its futile task.
No, it was something else. Not just that I was uncomfortable, either, lying on my back with arms to my sides in that peaceful pose that only corpses can be put into for any length of time without cramping.
I began to roll over, drifting back beneath the surface again, sleep a warm sea welcoming me home. Mid-roll, my forehead came into sharp contact with something cold and hard, and the delicious warmth of unconsciousness was jerked away from me to the accompaniment of a multitude of very wrong sensations. Of course my forehead hurt, but also something had wrapped around my arm and was pulling at me painfully. Blankets were twisted strangely around my legs, and there was the distinct and disconcerting smell of cucumbers. For a moment I hung in that twilight space between dream and awake, where you are not quite sure if things are real or not. I saw strange images, some other room, some bed not my own, blinking lights, strange blankets twisted around my legs.
